A Dollop of Memes for When Boredom Strikes

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    Font - Her: I only date bad boys. Me: After Eight 7:59 FR
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    Font - please roast me amazing Girl u look roasted enough Today 1:36 AM Roast me back Today 2:05 AM What did the 2 say to the 9 "Please roast me" hahaha Sent DESTRUCTION 100
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    Arm - imgflip.com hating people who eat their steak well done regular people vegans
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    Nose - Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby 2:00 Defeat the baby 1 reminder
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    Font - trash jones @jzux ة 88 I SAID YES!!!! my psychiatrist asked if we should up my dose!!!
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    Head - Leslie Davidson @BigLez67 on the left is a photo of me 2 years ago when i had only £17 in the bank.on the right is me yesterday with £13 in the bank. this wasn't an inspirational post i'm still skint as fuck
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    Rectangle - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr When people post things like "please pray for me! Can't say why tho!" I'm like "dear heavenly father, can you give me the tea?"
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    Forehead - "Look at me" How are you the only student with glasses in the entire fin' film series?
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    Font - siân @sianfh Facebook is a minefield of mums saying "Can't believe this handsome boy is starting year 1!" with pictures like this
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    Cat - "What are ur plans for this weekend?" Me: #petwineshop
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    Fashion - Are you single? No, I am a whole album mail
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    Furniture - This is what the inside of a Swedish prison cell looks like. Photo: Kriminalvården Shafeeq @Y2SHAF LUULEER i thought this was a room in ikea
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    Gas - Looks like my microwave is requesting another sacrifice Chid CH, More Less Genius Sensor 1250W Sensor Sensor Reheat Cook Popcorn Power Level (10Level) Quick Min (1-9) Inverter Turbo Defrost Warm Keep More Less mgidaire
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    Font - When you need but you need a job for experience experience to get a job Amefa (UK) Ltd Lion Works, 15 Orgreave Drive Sheffield, S13 9NR, UK Telephone 0844 555 3234 Fax 0844 555 3435 sales@amefa.co.uk www.amefa.com If contacting from outside the l Telephone +44 114 254 2530 Fax +44 114 254 2578 To remove scissors from pack Carefully cut cable tie using scissors, as shown in diagram.
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    Font - Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit 22h please put an Airtag in my coffin to find out if i am Going to heaven or Hell 97 180 2,289 94.5K 소 ...
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    Outerwear - Tent (selling because our friends make fun of it) £1 Listed 5 days ago in Burton upon Trent, England
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    Font - Umaima Baig @chalokkk What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child? Duffle Doov @Just Doov Once I'm 18 my mom won't be able to tell me what I can and can't do anymore
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    Human - "I seriously can't believe that no one else owns a boat."
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    Font - John Brown @Debs Kropotkin Do you ever get overwhelmed by how our real world is a genuine dystopian nightmare but everyone just keeps acting like it's normal Mike Primavera @primawesome ⠀ My ability to dissociate has become too powerful. Now I'm just watching the fall of America like "hmm yeah that happens to empires" while I look for dog hats on Amazon.
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    Font - Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses Things I know: Where every single item in my house is, what Disney Princess I'd be, lyrics to 90s R&B, useless movie quotes. Things I do not know: Why I came into this room.
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    Smile - Life Is The Pitts Family @LifePitts I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your 4yo goes walking by the room lugging a step stool nothing good is about to happen.
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    Organism - The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt Motherf ters out there thinking that if they give us free pads and tampons we're going to “abuse the privilege" like we're making pad forts and playing tampon Jenga. The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt Not gonna lie, tampon Jenga would rule. We could call it Vajenga.
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    Jaw - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo Whomever said "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" never met a toddler who wants to do it themself
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    Font - reaghan @reaghhan doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him Newt Gingrich's mom: newt gingrich
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    Font - chase @chase my first experience with imposter syndrome was when i was 6 years old watching PBS & being told that viewers like me funded the entire station
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    Purple - Gio @Palace_gio "I can't wait to go to the fair" Me at the fair: 10
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    Font - You ever clean your house everyday and still have to clean your house everyday

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